Musical fellatio aside, on a routine scouring of one of my favourite internet sites The Internet is Stupid, I stumbled upon one of the most fevered egos of the music scene. It wouldn't be so bad if fevered ego in question was an established star like Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger or somebody else that deserves a fucking ego, but instead it's some Chinese immigrant assfuck named Wo-Hen Nankan. Apparently this assfucking shitsucker has a web following of either sycophantic goobertards or just people going along with him because he's so ridiculous that he's fucking funny as shit.
On top of the guy having absolutely no credibility as a musician, he's ugly as sin. The best way I can describe him is umm...let's see....if Michael Jackson and Prince got drunk, fucked each other in the ass, felched the sperm out of each other's asses and spit it into a test tube where it was then put into a Bangkok hooker's womb, then there would be Wo-Hen Nankan. However, I'm pretty sure that it's just a photoshopped composite of Michael Jackson and Prince put on a bunch of crossdressers wearing some pretty ridiculous clothing. If I could save his pictures and then put them up here, I would. But I can't, so you'll just have to click on the links to his page that I'm going to strategically place throughout today's entry.
But hey, looks don't necessarily mean everything right? I mean, Motorhead would still be playing bar shows in Podunk, Iowa if I wasn't right. On top of that he's a pathological liar as well as a certain "R" word I won't use for PC reasons. Ah...fuck it. Ok, he's retarded. Or maybe not, but it's fun to say retarded. If you'll notice, most of the photos in his picture section look so fucking fake it's just cheesy, which brings me back to my point about him possibly being just a photoshopped composite of Prince and Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, did I mention he likes to bring up his possessions and amount of money a lot? Well, he does. Anyway, check out the site. Meanwhile, I'm waiting on a song to download, so as I urge you to read the site it is now 12:08 in the AM, I'm going to go smoke a cigarette and go plan Fuck Wo-Hen Nankan day as soon as I get a digital camera ready so I can make an excelent pictorial tribute to motherfucking Wo-Hen Nankan. Oh, and if you have AOL Instant Messenger, IM him at WoHen 213.
Holla holla, bitch.
Holla holla, bitch.